TOS five word thingy!!!

he was the first ensign

 

to remain conscious after drinking

 

multiple shots. "In Russia, ve

 

have a drinking game vere

 

ve see who could drink

 

he handled 7 rounds before

 

he felt it, they said"

 

"Whoa, I'm feeling it, myself,"

 

Kirk sputtered. He was dizzy

 

from exhaustion. The alcohol only

 

made him giddy and laugh,

 

dance, jump, and holler occasionally.

 

"Dagnabbit, Jim, I can't see

 

two feet in front of

 

my face. What was that

 

odd noise I just heard?"

 

Bones then configured a hypospray

 

to emit hissing sounds even

 

when not in use. It

 

was the perfect trick to