Seven Words in TNG

been off teaching Zhumba," said Wesley. "Nudity

 

by Captains is now required," Wesley snickered.

 

"Wesley, we're Starfleet. We don't lie," said

 

Picard, who then began his morning calasthenics.

 

This sight prompted Yar to voluntarily dive

 

Worf gazed admiringly as Picard did squat-thrust

 

(s). "For an older human, he's got excellent

 

pecs. Pecs are revered in the Empire."

 

Screw my pecs, check out the glutes

 

said Picard, as he waved his butt

 

and smacked it. "You can't handle this,"

 

interjected Riker, showing his assless chaps to

 

himself in the mirror. "I don't need

 

eyes! Mother!!!!" cried Wesley, pointing a phaser

 

... at his own package, Wesley fired the ...

 

phaser, which was set to heat rocks.

 

Fortunately, the ship was attacked by Nausicans,

 

who had a fetish for heated rocks.

 

The Nausicans took the warm rocks, and

 

made them into a paste with which