Seven Words in TNG

frequently killed and skinned them, so Picard

 

relented and headed to his wine cellar

 

. He came back with a brilliant idea:

 

with two bottles of vintage Chateau Picard

 

2302 he decided to seduce the ship's

 

single female ensigns and have them play

 

in his strip poker games. The idea

 

met with Admiral Nakamura's approval, who wanted

 

to be able to attend and take

 

pictures for his holonovel, "Big-E Hos", which

 

he hoped would be a huge hit

 

in the Delta Quadrant, with the Vaadwaur

 

being one of his key target audiences.

 

Upon seeing the titties, the Vaadwaur decided

 

to buy over 1,000 copies and take

 

over the Federation just for the girls.

 

Their plans were dastardly: to conquer the

 

planet Risa, then replace with clones every

 

single hot woman seeking jamaharon. It was

 

absurd, since if they could clone women