VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

with all your barmy trepidations

 

, you mohawked miscreant," O'Toole spat,

 

his blue eyes widening melodramatically.

 

Neelix put up his dukes,

 

hoping that Chakotay's boxing lessons

 

would help him clobber O'Toole.

 

Good thing O'Toole was drunk,

 

because sober he was no

 

Narlink Harnovsson, the greatest boxer

 

in the swelter weight division.

 

Neelix jabbed at O'Toole's jaw,

 

causing the man to spit

 

green blood, thus exposing him

 

as a disguised Romulan spy.

 

"You're not really a hologram!"

 

The Doctor yelled. "I am!"

 

O'Toole stated, "a Romulan one!"

 

"Romulan holograms are definitely inferior,"

 

remarked Torres, already dismantling the

 

whole orgy program.

"Stop, woman!"