Seven Words in TNG

, you'll suffer politically correct sanctions for that!"

(oops)

 

Lancelot and Guinevere entered the bridge, Merlin

 

was hurlin'; ate too many bad dates.

 

In the background, Guinan smiled enigmatically. Suddenly

 

Mott began tap dancing, in the nude!

 

Suddenly a red ball of fluid rolled...

 

from the STXI plot; Picard sighed.

 

Suddenly he screamed "MAKE IT SO!"

 

, and 47 Disco Balls emerged from various

 

computer consoles. They all started disco dancing...

 

Mott lead them in the Electric Slide.

 

Riker dashingly discoed the dragon to death,

 

and there was much rejoicing. Deanna gave

 

a moving eulogy for the dragon and

 

then they all crashed Ten Forward for snacks

 

of pepperoni pizza rolls and root beer.

 

For laughs, someone spiked Wesley's root beer

 

because he danced freely and badly when

 

under the influence of psychedelic drugs. "What

 

the hell....goddamn bats!!!" shrieked Wesley, sweating