Seven Words in TNG

crew had just scrubbed the ventilation conduits

 

using Wesley and Barclay's toothbrushes. But Picard

 

began to consume vast quantities of cabbage,

 

and, as expected, he leaked noxious plasma,

 

which threatened the arboretum, making Keiko whine

 

, "Picard Plasmaaaaa! Not againnnnn!" Keiko scowled angrily.

 

Geordi designed a Starfleet Fart Filter comprised

 

of crushed gravel and sand, which he

 

stole from Spot's litterbox. "This just

 

goes into the ventilation system, and then

 

all the gas will be absorbed, leaving

 

the air smelling like the back end

 

of a Klingon brothel without climate controls

 

this made worf feel aroused like the

 

scent of used catlitter strangely always did.

 

"I'm in the mood for par'mach!" he

 

declared hopefully. Troi and Guinan ducked under

 

Picard's Ready Room desk. Unfortunately, Picard's fart

 

expelled them into the open, Worf eyed

 

their backsides hungrily, reaching out