nuTrek 7-word game!

say you aren't any less a Vulcan

 

just because your penis isn't bifurcated. In

 

Africa we have a proverb that goes

 

like this: "Y's don't fit in V's"

 

I have no idea what that means.

 

But, I think it's something to do

 

with the harsh realities of our common

 

need to mate, despite our suprising physiological

 

similarities... actually, I don't know either. We

 

seem to have lost the plot somewhat.

 

"Is another reboot then in order?"

"No,

 

, though, I hear Bryan Singer has..."

"Shut-up!

 

We got JJ Trek we don't need

 

Singer or, god forbid, Micheal Bay!"

Spock

 

is a character in Star Trek!

"No!"

 

"But yes! I have an exciting idea

 

regarding he and Kirk! You see, if

 

both had intercourse, we get the Twilight

 

fans watching Trek!" JJ Abrams excitely exclaimed

 

as he reviewed his stash of slashfic