Seven Words in TNG

Bolton songs as loudly as they could

 

be sung - in Mandarin Chinese for hours.

 

Picard would secretly watch and tape her

 

from through the bulkheads, using a covert

 

camera that no one would ever think

 

of using because it was not only

 

as big as a house, it was

 

contained an event horizon so strong that

 

it made photographs of next week, yes

 

even in Instamatic format so that you

 

try to impress your friends with fake

 

pictures of the time you visited that

 

Klingon adult novelty store which primarily sold

 

gigantic dildos shaped like a targ's head.

 

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Troi could sense Beverly's sexual heat rising

 

and so dressed them both in skimpy

 

bikinis made from Tellarite ham harvested during

 

the peak of Tellar Prime's growing season.

 

Beverly was hot for ham. She'd do

 

anything for it, but not "that." She