Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

far future where Daniels sat

 

ironing freshly washed cotton panties

 

with Woody Woodpeckers on it.

 

31st century irons were very

 

hot. They could cause you

 

to burst into flames if

 

you held it too close

 

to your body, even naked.

 

Which Daniels was. Archer blushed.

 

He had never seen such

 

a huge...let's not go

 

there...anyways, he had never

 

seen Klingons wearing just underwear.

 

And this fact was quite

 

disturbing since Klingons were known

 

to decorate their underwear with

 

little pink smiley faces with

 

head ridges on them. They

 

also had rainbows and butterflies

 

emblazoned on the backs, which