VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

if you consider Neelix erotic.

 

"The last time I thought

 

about naked Vulcan priestesses, the

 

resulting picture was quite illogical.

 

Have you every seen a

 

pair of nekkid Vulcan priestesses

 

just when they are about

 

start eating a plomeek pizza?

 

You'll never want to see

 

what goes into making individual

 

plomeek pizzas. The Ferengi recipe

 

is topped with tube grubs.

 

After the initial gagging, Vulcans

 

declared holy war on Ferenginar

 

- but being a peaceful society

 

bent on profit, the Ferengi

 

implemented a hostile takeover of

 

the Hostess Twinkie factory at

 

exactly 17:33 GMT. They believed

 

they could standardize every pizza