TOS five word thingy!!!

and Rand glared disapprovingly at

 

the writers. "What we need

 

is stronger female characters." She

 

and Uhura began lifting weights

 

but the writers still lacked

 

the competence to portray strong

 

odors that could permeate a

 

Klingon warship's deflector shields, so,

 

Uhura and Rand ad-libbed instead.

 

Lieutenant Kyle walked by and

 

said, "Hmm, nice abs, ladies!"

 

joined in the ad-libbed anarchy,

 

and began reciting Irish limericks.

 

Sulu hit on the idea

 

and brought out his pipe

 

and began playing it like

 

it was Dirk Diggler.

Aghast,

 

and perhaps a bit jealous,

 

Riley played his golden harmonica,

 

bribing everyone to sing along.