Seven Words in TNG

simple, idyllic civilization. The Federation Council ruled

 

that Data's uniform would be glued on

 

with old 21st century "Gorilla Glue" so

 

this disgrace would never, ever happen again.

 

Gorilla Glue would be almost impossible to

 

undo, unless using Borg-enhanced Romulan disruptors with

 

increased power were used to sear the

 

flesh. But Data's flesh was enhanced with

 

a nanopolymer that could resist even the

 

harshest weapons. Picard's skull was covered with

 

a similar nanopolymer that had been surgically

 

applied to be looking natural yet protect

 

his majestic Robau-like scalp from any

 

disruptor, phaser or even deadly radiations. But

 

what he didn't realize was that the

 

disrupting effect now happened inside in minute

 

detail that it would take nanoscanners to

 

detect. Earl Grey exacerbated the deterioration though,

 

because hot tea was known to dissolve

 

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