Seven Words in TNG

So ugly that their faces

 

looked like Grimace the Menace from the

 

24th century Saturday morning holocartoon: The Adventures

 

of McDonald Ronald in Merryland.

 

People would pull their own eyeballs out

 

if they really knew what McDonald Ronald

 

looked like underneath all of his makeup!

 

Some had survived and not been petrified.

 

But most were rendered permanently blind or

 

mute or sometimes just somewhat clumsy, resulting

 

in lots of bouncing off walls and

 

odd looking games of tiddly

 

winks being played in swimming pools and

 

Badminton courts all over the Federation. Sadly

 

, Badminton had fallen out of style by

 

mid-century, but Angry Tiddly Birds was enjoying

 

a recent revival thanks to the popularity

 

of the Annual Steve Jobs Betrayal Open

 

held in the Bronx every

 

summer and featuring the participation of more