Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

not amused and continued staring

 

at the Andorians' crotches until

 

they became uncomfortable and left.

 

Then the Vulcans passionately kissed

 

while the humans secretly recorded

 

it all on a holocam.

 

"When the High Command sees

 

what the Andorians' crotches look

 

like they'll be sure to

 

endure zero-gravity and the

 

icy cold of space. They

 

already have pale blue skin

 

from finger painting competitions gone

 

horribly wrong, so it'll be

 

easy to pass them off

 

as space-frozen corpses if

 

we reduce their core body

 

temperature to the point where

 

heart beats and breathing appear

 

to be nonexistent but actually