When did you last have sex?

^ Isn't that what the title suggests?

 

I didn't think it would have this much staying power.

 

Thats what she said!

 

Note to self: never make a S.O. Red Velvet cake!

 

^^ S.O?

 

Significant Other

 

^ Oh.

*facepalm*

I really need to dye my hair. The blonde's coming back.

 

Either my sense of smell has been ruined by Big Tobacco, which I admit is possible, or that's a personal problem.

 

Yeah, thanks for that.

 

I love you too, Kestra.

 

[puts on top hat and monocle]

 

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That's not the original singer.


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That one is.

 

I was gonna post 'right now' but it seems you guys have the lame jokes already covered

 

Waitaminute...top hat, monocle...and no pants?

You're MR.PEANUT?!?





I can work with that.

 

Well, I don't plan it out so much, as hope for it under certain circumstances. You see, I'm going to be in Atlanta in two weeks, and for some reason the boys in Atlanta really like me... must be the accent. I think I've had more sex in eight or so trips to Atlanta than I've had in the last five years here in Toronto.

Okay, some of those trips were because I was in a long-distance relationship for a year and a half with someone who lives there... but where do you suppose we met?

I just hope this damned gout clears up before then.

 

Like Mr. Peanut, I'm suitably salty and quite satisfying.

 

Salty? Drink some pineapple juice or something, man!

 

I guess that makes sense? I'm not going to see my husband again until the end of May but I can't imagine thinking to come post in this thread the day before going "Tomorrow! " or something like that. If it happens it happens.

 

And i always thought they called you "Old Salt" as a cute, nautical-themed nickname. Boy was I wrong ...