TOS five word thingy!!!

T'Pring's weapon systems were disabled

 

by the massive, milky spurts

 

and the fight music reached

 

a fever pitch as Stonn

 

tried to reboot T'Pring's titties

 

"Bring zee Ahn Woon, T'Pau!'

 

T'Pau shrugged, fascinated by Uhura's

 

astounding ability to shoot her

 

"torpedoes" so accurately. Tinky Winky

 

stared in amazement, unable to

 

stop looking at Uhura's launchers

 

in the "firing" position. She

 

stared at him lethally

 

"This isn't fantasy, this is

 

is reality...you wanted adventure?

 

Start running, Slinky!"

"Tinky..."

"RUN!"

 

Uhura pulled out a phaser

 

and fired, hitting Tinky in

 

the ass and vaporizing the

 

tutu he was then wearing