The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

trading the Spinach Men for

 

Federation prisoners with the Romulans

 

because the Tal'Shiar were known

 

for throwing a good party

 

even if it ended bloody

 

and with many entrails left

 

after the game was butchered

 

by the rules-breaking assassins of

 

the Brothers of Universal Chaos,

 

who were distant cousins of

 

the Keystone Kops. Every action

 

ended in a pudding fight

 

-- chocolate, of course, because tapioca

 

didn't film well on nitrate.

 

Always filming on nitrate provides

 

wonderful arson opportunities. Old nitrate

 

is better than new nitrate.

 

Besides, naked Romulan female wrestlers

 

devour nitrate as a source

 

and defecate it as a