Movie Caption Contest #235: The Return!

Just a few minutes ago I saw a Klingon with a gorch this big... oh, there he is!

 

Kirk: "I can't see anything but a red haze! When the hell is Starfleet going to stop giving equipment supply contracts to the lowest bidder!"

 

Kirkles: I see a femme d'un certain âge performing une danse exotique.
Spockles: You mean Uhura shaking her moneymaker for hinterland day laborers.
Kirkles: ...
Spockles: Again.
Kirkles: ...?

 

Lily: It's horrible! What in God's name is it?
Picard: That's just Wesley.


Data: Take care Captain.
[Kisses Picard on the cheek]


Spock: Jim, quit hogging the binocculars! I want to watch Uhura's fan dance!

 

Spock: "As the Klingons would say, it is a good day to spy."

 

Spock: No, Jim. I do not believe we can hide the Enterprise under the sand dunes.

Kirk: Dammit

 

Kirk: "Dammit, I've got sand in my boot!"
Spock: "Could be worse. Imagine where Commander Uhura has sand right about now."

 

KIRK:There are two Banthas down there but I don't see any...wait a second, they're Sandpeople all right. I can see one of them now.

 

Kirky: The Big Apple!
Spooky:...
Kirky: Viva Las Vegas!
Spooky...
Kirky: Boise!
Spooky: Put the Viewmaster away, Jim. It is time to go to work. Honestly, you would think Starfleet - wait, Boise?

 

Thanks for the win!



Picard: Wesley!
Lily: Wheaton!



Picard: A gorch?! You Klingons never do anything small do you?
Data: Counselor Troi said something similar once.



Kirk: Spock, they have a three breasted cat woman! I'm going in!
Spock: Illogical. For so many reasons.

 

Spock: "I'm coming with you, it would only be logical for her to "motor-boat" us both at the same time."

 

Kirk: Okay, Spock. You provide the distraction to the east while I circle to the west and infiltrate the building.

Spock: Captain, I do not understand why it is necessary for us to disrupt Doctor McCoy's romantic weekend.

Kirk: He said that my love life was "Dead, Jim!"

 

Troi (offscreen): I sense a great deal of distress from the two of you.

Picard: No kidding!




Data: No, there appears to be no brain-damaging eels borrowing through to the Captain's brain.

Worf: Sorry Captain, but Data's examination was necessary after your archaeological expedition to Ceti Alpha V. Though finding items from the Botany Bay vessel is hardly archaeological....




Kirk: I wish these binoculars were a visor instead.

McCoy (offscreen): Those things work so damn well they could make the blind see! Thought you'd need them since those reading glasses I gave you broke a while back....

 

Kirk: No, you wouldn't.

Spock: Captain, I believe I would indeed tap that.

Kirk: Not in this reality.

 

Lilly: You know, that whole thing about not getting paid, I could get used to that I guess.

But this thing about not having walls around your bathrooms - damn, man!




Spock: By your command.

Kirk: Cut it out, Spock.

 

KIRK:These X-Ray Specs work great!

SPOCK: I still say we should have gotten the submarine.

 

Lily: A motherfunking tap dancing android??
Picard: Hit the deck!



Data: I - love you.
Picard: I know.
Worf: I warned you about Chewbacca references! <stuns them both>




Kirk: I see...a milf shifting her affections in exchange for currency notes.
Spock: Logical bitch.

 

SPOCK: As you can see Captain, Uhura was correct in saying her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

 

Kirk: "You know, Spock, rumor has it that you boffed her back at the Academy."
Spock: "Rumor has it you pee sitting down."
Kirk: "Whoa! Touchy subject, Mr. Spock?"

 

New Contest has begun!