Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

ruining any opportunity for Enterprise

 

personnel to go nude sunbathing

 

like they enjoyed. There were

 

all full of saltwater taffy.

 

"Panama City was never this

 

And boardwalk hotdogs. All that

 

this crew needs to have

 

enemas! Coffee enemas for all!"

 

Everybody got excited about the

 

the USS Juan Valdez's visit.

 

It was one of the

 

next generation of warp starships.

 

Using warp engine schematics drawn

 

by Kindergarten students from the

 

Pakled homeworld, they didn't 'go'.

 

The plasma differential never engaged

 

and thus they were stuck

 

drifting through space until the

 

ship ran into a Ferengi

 

billboard advertising high interest loans