Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

"That's not water polo!" Archer

 

yelled indignantly as he grabbed

 

the Zephram Cochrane statue and

 

started using it to scratch

 

his butthole until it stopped

 

itching. He had picked up

 

Porthos from the ground and

 

he had peed on his

 

left foot. His right foot

 

was still dry, but it

 

smelled like cow manure with

 

a hint of skunk ass.

 

*Beep*. "Come!", Archer responded, clearly

 

perturbed but willing to let

 

in some fresh air. "Captain,

 

if you don't mind me

 

asking, when was the last

 

time that you talked to

 

your imaginary friend Travis?"

"Uhm...

 

he's not imaginary. He doesn't