The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

your perfume on my feet

 

, will ya? They smell pretty

 

bad and it's preventing the

 

rest of the crew from

 

enjoying this feast.

Archer looked

 

up with a smile and

 

wondered if Chef had ever

 

made any asparagus dishes for

 

the three drunken Vulcans who

 

made First Contact with Cochrane

 

.

"Of course, being vegetarians, they

 

refused to eat any of

 

my daily specials. Those dishes

 

were usually pretty good, but

 

most included bacon. Quite often,

 

they'd pick out the bacon

 

which still left the flavour

 

but didn't let the meat

 

be eaten.

"Isn't that cheating?"

 

Malcolm asked as he walked