Facts About Colm Meaney!

Colm Meaney has decided that he would be the first person to set foot on Mars.

 

To everyone who has contributed to this thread - We referenced your awesome efforts on G4 TV/Attack of the Show's interview with Colm Meaney on 11/02/2011. I hope you'll enjoy this -
http://www.g4tv.com/videos/56087/colm-meaney-talks-hell-on-wheels-tv-series/

 

YESSSS!!

But why doesn't the video play?! Is anyone able to upload this to Youtube so we can all revel in the glory of our efforts?

 

Video worked for me. And yes, it was pretty cool.

 

I finally managed to watch the video... That is just awesome!

FACT: TrekBBS had to move servers because the old one couldn't handle Colm Meaney lurking on it.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney doesn't speak english, but when he speaks, you will understand him.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney invented jazz-fusion when he starting playing chromatic cello patterns over 1970's pop music records.

FACT: James Earl Jones was awarded an honorary Academy award at the suggestion of Colm Meaney.

FACT: William Shatner's hairstyle in the 1980's was inspired by Colm Meaney.

 

Kevin Pereira conducts the interview and apparently he happened upon this little innocuous thread on TBBS and got a serious kick out of it, enough to recite some of Colm Meaney's alleged super powers that are revealed here.

 

Really? we didn't notice.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney wears glasses on occasions when he needs to contain his optic blast ability.

FACT: Anything that contains a residue of Colm Meaney's DNA is in high demand. Fans have resorted to searching through Meaney's bins because it's said that his DNA can provide a small fraction of his powers to the consumer.

 

Colm Meaney's cells never die and never shed.

 

Congrats, Iliana--your CM fact was referenced on the G4 interview.

 

FACT: The producers of Lost originally wanted to film the show on the island that Colm Meaney lives on. However, they reconsidered upon discovering that Colm Meaney would kick all their asses should his peace be disturbed.

FACT: Colm Meaney taught his driving instructor how to drive.

FACT: Colm Meaney doesn't go to the bathroom, the bathroom comes to him.

FACT: Colm Meaney has a copy of "Fly Fishing" by JR Hartley.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney has beaten Usain Bolt in a 100m sprint.... By walking.

FACT: Colm Meaney was the writers' original choice for lead in the upcoming Star Trek sequel.

 

The British military only has one person in their special forces, Colm Meaney! .

 

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FACT: That picture was taken shortly after Colm Meaney beat Michaels Phelps (and breaking the WR's, although no-one official was there to witness it) in each of Phelps swimming disciplines.

 

Fact: Colm Meaney found swimming through water to be unchallenging. He broke Phelp's records while swimming through solid lucite.

 

FACT: Colm Meaney can not only see the entire EM spectrum, but he can also see through clothing.

 

Fact: Colm Meany wears glasses

 

FACT: The EM spectrum averts its gaze.