TOS Caption Contest #72 - Right Here And Now Girls Talk

"What's wrong Bones?"
"Chapel found a private tape of myself dancing in the nude. They've been repeating it for hours."

 

It's alright, Keptin. From the back Apollo did look like a hot chick.




OMG, Majel! That's what Gene looks like naked!?

 

With the aid of their hidden cameras, the girls realize that Scotty's haggis and tatties were a lot smaller than advertised.

 

Chapel: "Stop rubbing them against it, Uhura."

Uhura: "But I thought that's why they call it a boob tube"

 

They can't contain their excitement as they watch the latest preview of Duke Nukem Forever that's due to be released 'soon'.

 

The girls never missed The View even though Barbara Walters was 358 years old...and looked just like she did in 2008.

 

Chekov: Sulu should never have made you do that, Captain. Doesn't he know blowjobs were invented in Russia?

 

Chekov: "Dats vhy ve don't run around corners in Russia. You never know vat might hit you in the Lenningrads."

 

Chapel: No, we're not on the TrekBBS writing captions... why do you ask?

Uhura: How about "Where will you be when your Diarrhea strikes?" for the one of Kirk and Chekov?

Chapel: Xnay on the aptioncay Uhura...

 

Chapel: So, you don't believe its bifuricated?

Uhura: Isn't this Sulu's photobucket account?

 

Chekov: Keptin, my tricorder reads that you are a drunk.

 

Kirk: "Jesus Mr Chekov. Have you never heard of deoderant?"

Chekov: "Deoderant was inwented in Russia Keptin, this is Lynx Borscht."

 

Chapel: "It's the eighth straight hour of watching deviant porn Captain, she'll be ready for your date tonight."

Uhura: "... one cup..."

 

Kirk: "I...just don't understand. First she's interested in Scotty, then some Greek God. What am I doing wrong?"

Chekov: "Vell, Keptin, if you need a few pointers..."

Kirk: "I was being rhetorical, Ensign!"

 

Wigs - $100
Costumes - $300
A blackmail letter ready to be sent to Gene Roddenberry's wife - Priceless

 

Chekov: "So Keptin, you just had to watch dat video?"

Kirk: "Didn't... realise... it was about... BLEURRGHHHH"

 

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Chekov: I'm wery sorry, Keptain, but you need a time-out...


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Majel: It's true! Jem IS truly outrageous...

 

Quoted. Welcome to the contest, Lloyd_Dobler.

 

Terrell Owens (on monitor): "This is not about Tony. You guys can point the finger at him, you can talk about the vacation, and if you do that, it's really unfair. It's really unfair. That's my teammate. That's my quarterback. You guys do that, it's not fair. We lost as a team. We lost as a team, man."

Chapel: "This is even funnier than the 'Leave Britney Alone' guy."