Seven Words in TNG

...naked...due to a lack of major

 

development during the course of 5 different series

 

and a complete inattentiveness to making a

 

single contribution to a single story line, even

 

when the ratings would have been better

 

that after all these years there'd be

 

a worthy successor to Amtrak, which ceased

 

to operate in the early decades of

 

the 21st Century after nuclear bombs were

 

obliterated much of the rail network and

 

destroyed both Johnny Knoxville and Knoxville, Tennessee

 

...great losses. But thankfully Steve-O and Bam

 

Bam Bigelow (resurrected in 2026) were saved

 

from annihilation at the last minute and

 

sentenced to life on Rura Pantera, the

 

heavy metal penal asteroid where

 

only those with the awesomest hair survive.

 

Mortality rates there were horrendous, and few