DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...

Hello everyone! Before I get too far, let me start off with an apology for the big delay this time around. I am sorry about this. With work heating up the last couple of weeks, combined with my working really hard on getting back in shape, I've either had the time to get things going and no energy or the energy to get things going and no time.

So while I will not promise that this won't happen again, because I am confident it won't, but prefer not to make promises I don't know that I can keep.

So again, I apologize.

Lets move on!




First up to the plate, we have the "Telling it like it is" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "He just can't escape it" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "PLEASE, Worf, DON'T MISS!" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "Did you also walk 10 miles through snowstorms to school every morning, uphill both ways?" Award, going to:

Next, we have the "I'll drink to that!" Award, going to:

Instead of the Photoshop award this time, how bout we pay tribute to those who had some fun with my excessive tardiness?

and...

And with that, the DS9 Character Caption Contest has come to an end. It was a great ride and I'm glad that it gave the chance to caption characters I may not put into the contests on a regular basis.

In answer to Rush Limborg's question, I'm not sure if I will make a special thread featuring all winners, I might do something similar to what I did at the end of the TNG Character Caption Contest. I'm not sure yet.

In any case, lets begin again!











Enjoy!

 

Kira: I can't believe I actually didn't stab you with this...



Kira: Shhhh! He doesn't know I'm about to be promoted over him.



Martok had a very direct approach for dealing with complaints from subordinates.



Bashir: Congratulations Captain, by the way, expect your hair to fall out tomorrow.



Odo: There's Spam on my PADD again!

 

KIRA: Your temperature looks normal, it's not a fever.



KIRA: Quiet, the Captain's tripping on pain meds.



MARTOK: Step aside, knuckleheads!



BASHIR: Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.



ODO: I don't know how he did it, but according to this, the O'Brien's baby's parents are you and Bashir!

 

Insert your own sex joke here.


Nana Visitor: Be quiet Marc! Avery doesn't know I get paid more than him!


Martok: *grumbling* Worf is the most popular Klingon character ... gets an extra-long caption contest thanks to LeadHead ... we'll see about that!


Bashir: Hey captain, guess which one of us will eventually be replaced by a Changeling? Me or the ambassador guy?
Sisko: Um ...
Bashir: Here's a hint, it's a trick question.


Listening to Worf and Odo sing Klingon on nearly made Kira go into premature labor.

 

Bashir: "Hi! Julian Bashir, Delta-Quadrant House Rush chairman! Damn glad to meet you!"




Odo: "According to the Bajoran Legal Code, for claiming a non-existent vasectomy, we can charge him with fraud...and maybe false advertising, too."

 

"Kira, I should have known better than to let you take my temperature. You were a pain in the ass during the occupation, too. "

 

Odo: "Look at this, you two. I love that "Benson" show. Clayton Endicott III always cracks me up."

 

WORF: Meh, see if "CHiPs" is on.

KIRA: Or "Working Girl"

ODO: Wasn't that a movie?

KIRA: Forget I mentioned it.

 

^Nice!

 

Kira: That's the biggest poo I've ever seen.

Dukhat: I shall call it Garak.




Nana: Jeez, see what happens when you sign 5000 autographs in half an hour!

Avery: At $50 a signature; all cash in hand, I'd have buggered up the other arm as well!




Martok: Why don't we just build the corridors wider?




Siddig: I'm not trying to be smug about banging Nana but... dang, just look at her!




Odo: OK, OK, I'm sorry I asked when the baby was due. I didn't realise you were just fat.

 

Kira: Now that's what I call poetic justice!


Kira: That's it Dukat, if you listen to him hard enough I might just go away! SHAN'T!


DOUBLE KILL!


Sisko: Hate to ruin the party but I suspect one of you here is a shapeshifter.

 

Kira: "Holy crap! I can't believe you just sat on this!"

 

Thanks for the win!



Dukat felt the power of his lyrics like no other performer. Unfortunately, his songs were all so self-serving that Kira completely ignored them.



Sisko: "And that...up there...is a little sparkle that I think of as "Ben's Star". And orbiting Ben's Star is Ben's World, a world where the lakes are filled with gumbo, where baseballs grow on trees and the days are filled with the magic laughter of the Benjamites".

Kira: "Yes sir. (Okay, we're laying off the whiskey next time)"



Klingon on right: "It's huge, sir!"

Klingon on left: "Take it away!!"

Martok: "Make way! I will see this spider with my own eyes!"

 

Thanks for the win!



Kira: Sheesh! Talk about a pain in the--

Dukat: Oh, she's ADMIRING it!

Kira: Well, I admit I am a little jealous...that had to hurt.



Sisko: Now, we all just sit down...be calm...and quiet...and Kira's miming me, isn't she?



Martok's shot at the title for Galactic Heavyweight Champion was particularly painful for his training partners....

Yes, that was plural.



Bashir: Congratulations on the beard, Captain! Now, wait for the party when you shave your head....



Odo: Fuhgeddaboudit!

Worf: (sigh) Constable...the gangsters of mid-20th century Earth were regarded as warriors. You must speak with inflection--

Odo: Fuh-GE-ddaboudit!

Kira: (muttering) Oh, forget about it....

 

"I'm General Martok of the Klingon Empire. Damn glad to meet you!"

 

Odo: "The NHL Locked out again again! Why did they elect Gary Bettman's Great, Great Great Great grand son as commissioner?"

Worf: "The Fools!"

 

TFTW, Leadhead!



Kira: Hey, what do you know, you really were a bloated gasbag!



Kira: Shh, I know it's ridiculous, but he loves it...

♪Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...♪



Klingon Gangnam Style



Bashir: This promotion is just what the doctor ordered!

Crowd: laughs

Bashir: I'm so glad I ran into Reg Barclay, he was totally right about these holosuite fantasies. Now everyone laughs at my jokes!



Worf: Constable, I do believe "throwing yourself into your work" is meant to be taken figuratively.

 

Odo: "Now, according to this, the character contests are over, at least for the time being. That means Keiko isn't getting one, and I can finally release her from protective custody".

Kira: "Zek and Ishka?"

Odo: "We'll keep them a while longer; they're rather more exploitable when it comes to comedy".

 

ODO: Hey chubby, waddle over here. I need you to take this PADD to Major Kira.

WORF: You really need to look before you speak.

 

Odo: "Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove..."

Worf: "She still isn't throwing things ... continue."

Odo: "And I will make thee beds of roses
And a thousand fragrant posies,
A cap of flowers, and a kirtle ..."