Seven Words in TNG

every crewmember between decks 3 and 27.

 

Everyone else had to live

 

without that experience, unfortunately. "What

 

a ride!" said one of red shirts

 

who was passing out from

 

hyperglycemia. "More frosting for my people!" shouted

 

Troi, who had been licked clean and

 

was going through chocolate buttercream frosting withdrawal.

 

All this was driving the crew wild

 

so they forced Troi to share their

 

thoughts of cottage cheese and pickles. Eventually

 

Riker grudgingly shared his Coco Pops, but

 

only after securing an unbreakable promise from

 

Picard he'd let him play with his

 

starship models in the Ready Room. "Number

 

one, I have no time now--you'll

 

have to knit that sweater yourself. "But

 

it is cold in the galley captain."

 

"You'll never make captain at this rate."

 

said Troi, "And I won't cuddle with