Seven Words in TNG

Klingon socks of suicide, I will then

 

commit suicide with my sock puppet, which

 

is also my sacred kok-swetter, handed down

 

by Kahless himself. No, not the warrior,

 

but Kahless McGillicuddy, the legendary "Dahar Knitter".

 

Known far and wide for his cross-stitch,

 

he also tosses a mean salad, comprised

 

of freshly picked Tarkalian ditchweed and two

 

more... wait, what was I

 

going to do tonight? Yes, I agreed

 

to narrate this POS, but nobody told

 

me that I had to come up

 

with Klingon salads and knitted dainty bits.

 

I'd rather recall the story when Worf

 

actually won a fight, but that's just

 

a holodeck fantasy from season four. Still,

 

the opponent landed in a real hospital

 

because that's how Worf initiates new recruits.

 

Then they cut their hands or something.

 

The new recruit, Mary Doubledee,