TOS five word thingy!!!

This confused them because of

 

a colon packed with meat

 

was once viewed as a

 

sign of virility and military

 

prowess on the battlefields of

 

ancient Vulcan. Finally they decided

 

that they would make a

 

pact with the Cake beings

 

of the Little Debbie nebula

 

and end the long war

 

that had been waged between

 

the Vulcans and everything edible

 

over the course of the

 

"Snack Cake Festival", which was

 

held every year and was

 

attended by every known distributor

 

of Neotwinkies. Neotwinkies were the

 

most desirable snack cake in

 

the quadrant. The secret recipe

 

had been guarded for generations