Movies Caption Contest #244: Hanging out in Engineering

McCoy: What do you want from me? I'm the only Ear, Snout and Superfluous Colon doctor in this sector.

Kirk: Well you could at least wash your instruments.

 

"Looks like he's got a broken fin! Better call the ship's chief sturgeon!"

 

Little known fact: the whale probe in Star Trek IV disabled vessels by beaming over shock troops.

 

The new bio-plasmic warp core decides to put a stop to Scotty's endless carping about the new engines.

 

Goldfish Unit (mechanical voice): I must find the creator, so that V'Ger can learn its true porpoise.

 

Scotty: Borgas frat! There goes salmonchanted evening that Mira and I were planning....

 

Bream me up, Scotty!

 

Scotty: That reminds me. I forgot to check the forcefields in the shuttlebay after the Admiral's transport haddocked.

 

Engineer: It's bad when Geordi's trying to look up the engine core's skirt!



McCoy: Spock, that's not the way to the locker room!



Scotty: When the Captain asked for new Christmas tree lights, I don't think this is what he had in mind.
or
Scotty: I told the Captain that we were stringing up too many Christmas tree lights!!

 

Geordi: ...and the warranty just expired. Great.



McCoy: Radiation chamber allowed is NOT! Is danger FORBIDDEN!

 

MCCOY: Do not make me go all Sith Lord on your ass!

 

Don't turn red...don't turn red...son of a bitch it turned red.


McCoy: Do you have any idea what'll happen if you go in there?
Spock: I'll guarantee another sequel?


Who's the wise guy who's been rubbing balloons on my warp core?

 

Geordi: Geordi to bridge. I've searched all of engineering, but I can't find the next caption contest!


McCOY: Are you out of your Vulcan mind? No human can tolerate the lack of humor that's in there!
SPOCK: But, as you are so fond of observing, Doctor, I'm not human.
McCOY: You're not going in there!
SPOCK: Perhaps you're right. What is Mister LeadHead's condition?
McCOY: Well, I don't think that he...
(Spock administers a Vulcan nerve pinch on McCoy)
SPOCK: I'm sorry, Doctor. I have no time to discuss this logically. I must start a new caption contest before the ship is destroyed. ...Remember!

 

ENGINEER: It's like thunder, lightning
The way you love me is frightenin'
You better knock, knock, knock
SCOTT: On wood?
ENGINEER: Baby!




GEORDI: That's the biggest flexi straw I've seen yet!




BONES: Jim turned the tanning booth to "11".
SPOCK: How bad is the Captain?
BONES: He's red, slim.




SCOTTY: Whadda ya mean, stick the fish in my ear? I don't understand ye at all, laddie.
ENGINEER: You will.

 

New Contest is up!