TOS five word thingy!!!

spilled onto the warp core.

 

Chekov shrugged as the ship

 

was destroyed by Timmy McRedshirt

 

and shifted into another universe.

 

The ship's debris reconstituted itself

 

through reverse entropy phenomena that

 

resulted in the Enterprise being

 

transformed into a garbage scow.

 

It could now travel at

 

impulse speeds if Scotty really

 

pushed the new engines as

 

the crew outside in spacesuits.

 

For a garbage scow it

 

was really clean; Scotty's kilt

 

was a very nice added

 

item among the cleaning supplies.

 

He didn't really want to

 

lose it, but after all,

 

he had several more and

 

it made a GREAT dustcloth.