Mitt Romney is a Ferengi

Hello all,

For my distinguished first post I would like to share this blog that I made out of crippling boredom. I'm pretty sure this is one of the only communities of people who would get any of these jokes, so I hope you giggle a little bit at least.

http://mittromneyisaferengi.tumblr.com/

I take suggestions, since I'm running out of quotes.

 

I think it works best with Mitt's words (in quotations) over the top of photos of actual Ferengi.

 

Mitt Romney is slimeball. He would use his cutthroat ways to move forward. Socialism or capitalism makes no difference for him.

 

I think the USA could use a few good Ferengi right about now.

 

i think Rothbard is the mst Ferengi looking capitalist that ever lived.

 

That is going to give me nightmares for the rest of my life.

 

Surely you've just insulted all Ferengi :P

 

Nah, Romney isn't a Ferengi.

Mitt Romney is more Captain Jellico, the guy nobody likes, who comes in and makes the tough discussions and saves the day.

Jellico Romney would have Deanna put on a proper uniform,
Ferengi Romney would insist Deanna walk around naked.

Like I said, the guy nobody likes.

 

I have a hard time seeing Jellico running away from a war he supports.

 

Sauce for the goose.

 

No, he's Gul Dukat!

 

Surely I'm not the only one to ever bring up ROM Emanuel....

Quark's brother now is Grand Nagus of the city of Chigago. Place your bets.

 

This--except, personally...I find both pretty likable.

 

HAHA oh my god. Thank you. I will find a way to work that in.

 

That would make a great avatar! Can I... Huh, huh... can I?

Creepy... as if he wasn't creepy enough already... The comparisons write themselves.

 

Same here. *runs away screaming*

 

Good one.

 

Looking forward to the first post-debate pic with Obama as a Vulcan and Mitt as a Ferengi.