TOS five word thingy!!!

disgusting toenail fetish and his

 

bloody (really) tribble-hair toupee, reminiscent

 

of T.J. Hooker's. Sulu's final exam

 

consisted of a science experiment

 

of four parts. First, finding

 

her "on-off switch." Second,

 

reciting the alphabet backward. Third,

 

balancing a pie plate on

 

Uhura's left tit. Finally, eating

 

the contents of Dave Bailey's

 

toilet without vomiting...which was

 

not as bad as Scotty's

 

dare to swallow an entire

 

deep fried Mars bar dipped

 

in Tellarite feces. He couldn't

 

before dropping it into scotch

 

and then dipping it in

 

boiled brawn and mustard sauce

 

to kill the overpowering stench.