The *NEW* Enterprise Five-Word Thingy!

the chefs participating in hopes

 

that it would coax them

 

into preparing dishes that would

 

stimulate the senses and impress

 

the female foodies who hovered

 

over them holding trays of

 

tequila shooters, limes, and salt.

 

Though very tempting, the trays

 

were left mostly untouched because

 

they hadn't been washed and

 

green worms were seen thriving

 

inside when you ran a

 

hand over the glasses, removing

 

it just long enough to

 

see past the dust before

 

stripping nude and running to

 

the mouthwash station where you

 

could then gargle copious amounts

 

of the strongest disinfectant known

 

to Earth science. It could