If you were on the Enterprise D, what would you do?

Lets say you we;re living your life, and suddenly after a moment of disorientation you find yourself standing on the transporter pad, there is no one in the room. You walk off the platform, approach the door and it opens, you look out into an empty corridor, the lights are on and everything is functioning, only there is no people. After walking for some time, you pass a window showing the Earth as seen from space, through another window you see the Earth's moon, still no people, not even when you enter the turbolift and go to the Bridge. So what would you do?

 

Go to the bridge and attempt to open hailing frequencies.

 

Head for the holodeck and order up a Mila Kunis/Eliza Dushku sandwich!

 

It's the Enterprise... it's abandoned... and... well, it's the Enterprise...

head to the armoury and pack up a phaser rifle, a standard phaser, and whatever else I could carry weapon wise...

Come on, an abandoned ship named Enterprise... you know the fit is going to hit the shan sooner or later... best be prepared lol

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Open fire on Mecca, the Vatican and similar places, and use holographic projection to claim the planet as a new God.

 

I'd ask Majel where everyone went.

 

I would stand on the transporter pad and tell the computer to please beam me back to whatever it was I was doing.

 

Take a portable laptop containing majority if not most of the specifications on numerous technologies and specific instructions on how to recreate them with todays technology.
Take a hand phaser or several... along with a couple of tricorders, site to site transporter, a portable replicator or several, some spare parts... use the transporter to duplicate those items and transport them to two shuttlecrafts (best type)... and transport the shuttles onto my previous coordinates from where I was transported.

Then I'd try to ascertain what happened to the ship, repair it, try to locate the crew, get them back... etc...

 

enjoy myself on the holodeck and eat all the replicated food and drinks I wanted to.

 

...this happened to me in Vegas once...

 

Would you take a side order of fries with that?

 

tap the back of my hand three times

 

Not gonna have time for that!

 

I'd sit in the Captain's chair. Its all mine!

 

Wait. I'm on the Enterprise-D, and there are no people?

If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe.

 

I hear Guinan keeps some good booze behind the counter in Ten Forward. I'd like something green.

 

I'd go to the bow of the ship and yell "I'm king of the world!"

...and then I'd use the E's phasers to make it so.

 

So many of you people are violent.

You should use your time on the Enterprise to work to better yourselves.

 

Start the Terran Empire?

 

Use the replicators to counterfeit money.