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started to vibrate. She strapped the phone

 

to her crotch so she could feel

 

...anything. But her mental link with Spock

 

caused him to feel the vibrations too.

 

He grabbed his head and started rocking

 

back and forth in his chair. He

 

looked as if he were trying to

 

hold in a poop but in reality

 

he was writhing in discomfort to the

 

vibrations scrambling his brain cells and causing

 

him to get gassy and start farting.

 

Spock was embarrassed but tried to hide

 

the smell by fanning his hand over

 

his ass but this only drew attention

 

to the fact he'd made a stinky.

 

"Mr. Spock! We have bathrooms for that!"

 

Sulu yelled. But Spock didn't pay attention

 

as he was concentrating on not defecating

 

in his last clean pair of trousers.

 

His dirty trousers were still being decontaminated