Seven Words in TNG

crack a smile, but he could fart.

 

And very, very loudly. So loudly that

 

the red alert sirens sounded.

"Number One,

 

can you please make sure to have

 

Worf take his Bat'leth and proceed to

 

dance naked for the Blu-ray release. "Wow,"

 

Wesley gushed. "That's some mighty impressive dancing

 

thats gotta get done. I can help!!"

 

Then he started breakdancing like a wild

 

targ on hot coals.

"Nice moves, boy,"

 

Q mused. "But you've never seen a

 

dance until you've seen this."

Q snapped

 

his fingers and the cast of Breakin'

 

appeared on the bridge.

"How the hell

 

did they get here?! And why is

 

Deanna......and look, Beverly too....they're drooling!!"

 

Boogaloo Shrimp started busting some serious moves

 

- and that's when things fell to shit.

 

The rest of the Enterprise crew started

 

swarming the stage. The weight of all