nuTrek 7-word game!

resulting mayhem led to several arrests, and

 

several explicit novellas being written detailing all

 

of the... manual docking maneuvers... if you

 

were brave enough to be seen reading

 

it. None were brave enough. It tanked.

 

Plans for a sequel were scrapped and

 

capped, smothered, covered, and chunked.

Space Waffle

 

- a new band formed by crewmembers from

 

the USS Columbia, was riding high in

 

the charts after scoring a major hit

 

on the port nacelle that had not

 

caused major structural damage but did inflict

 

many itchy rashes as crew members struggled

 

to find a fabric softener that wouldn't

 

cause chafing. "Space Bounce is guaranteed not

 

to cause skin rashes, but it's too

 

flowery smelling for our Vulcan friends. They

 

have exceptionally sensitive noses and don't like

 

to have to change the dryer sheet

 

because of all the fanboy drool and