Seven Words in TNG

the emergency medical hologram. "Why is it

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that my pants are green and smelly?

 

" Said Wesley, but no one cared enough

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to continue.

"Data, why is this program

 

so bald, that's my territory." Said Picard.

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"Number One, my Ready Room could use

 

a man of your cleaning skills, I

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have accidentally filled it with liquid paper

 

. Now, one may think to ask how

 

a man without pens or paper fills

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an entire room with liquid paper. Well,

 

we hit this anomaly, then

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, when I wasn't looking -"

"Captain," Troi interrupted,

 

"I'm sensing sexiness"

"Thanks."

"Not from you,

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Sir."

"Deanna, of course it's from me.

 

Back in starfleet..."

"Sir," objected Data, "That

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doesn't seem possible. Holovids of you circulated

 

where you attempt to 'shake your stuff'

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- it's been viewed and commented on more

 

than one occasion, referring to you as

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