Enterprise Five Word Thingy!

"Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!" interrupted his

 

talking alarm clock. It was

 

annoying as he hadn't seen

 

it go off in quite

 

some time. He picked it

 

up, jiggled it around and

 

threw it against the wall.

 

It bounced off and hit

 

the floor and skittered out

 

was a hamster the size

 

of a fingernail! It scampered

 

under the bed and darted

 

completely out of sight before

 

Chef could cook it's ass

 

for that night's dinner. He

 

loved fried hamster especially without

 

the nipple rings. Yes, nipple

 

rings. They were a popular

 

thing to do among urban

 

troglodytes who lived in the