The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 3

"Yeah, stupid founders!" said Homer

(happy 500th episode, Simpsons. You're no longer great but you are miles ahead of anything else out there...)

 

.

"I thought you meant Homer,

(Hello, VP. TD, I was going to reference The Iliad until your postscript clarified which unique intellect we were dealing with!)

 

it's a real odyssey to seek


(don't worry I've set up all the ancient Greek references that we might want to add to this tale...)

 

the true greats in this

 

heroic comedy. Dante himself damned

 

dancing dabo girls to Dis.

 

"What happened to those good

 

old boys?" Mused Q (not

 

aware that he was scheduled

 

to be in another multiverse

 

for lunch with the old

 

Ones of whom more shall

 

follow.

"Those Old Ones?"

"Yes,

 

the Wearers of the Hat(tm)."

 

Hear now the Lore of

 

Urvan the Undying One and

 

the original Chapeau d'Masculin (Pourpre)

(Just checking you got my message and answer to your question, TD)

 

dilithium-infused fancy schamancy stitching.

(Hello, VP! )

 

As the list of people