TOS five word thingy!!!

run three consecutive marathons shirtless

 

while reciting the preamble. 'We....

 

" AND without even sweating! Women

 

loved it when he didn't

 

look gross, which quite inexplicably

 

led to an incident where

 

the Federation almost lost the

 

title of "The Quadrant's Best

 

Alliance," a title that was

 

attributed for the best decorum

 

, diplomacy and democratic political institutions.

 

Kirk's jiggling stomach did not

 

intimidate anybody on the ship

 

. Gone were the days when

 

Kirk walked around shirtless and

 

Uhura fainted. Now she looked

 

like the sight of his

 

belly gave her nausea, for

 

she always retched when he

 

didn't clean out his bellybutton