The EMH. Phlox might decide I'm naturally destined to die if I have an illness... or just discuss my medical records with anyone who asks. To say nothing of who is better. Would you rather be punched by Sisko or Kirk?
Sisko. One punch and you're down, just like Q. Kirk not only punches, but does some karate chops, then does a flying jump kick to take you out. Would you rather have Ensign Wesley Crusher as your superior officer, or Ensign Nog?
Nog, that was him flying the ship in that last Dominion battle. The kid has balls. Which Prophet orb would you rather become part of (which ever type of orb you choose, you're free to enfluence anyone who comes in contact with it, so long as it's of that type (if you're the orb of time, you can send people through time, if you're the orb of ice cream, you can give people any flavor))?
Nebula-Class, at the Conn please. On the holodeck, would you rather run: Picard's Dixon Hill programme, Vic Fontain's lounge, or the Vulcan Love Slave trilogy?
Picard's Dixon Hill. From what I've seen in First Contact, it looks very interesting. If you were offered a promotion to admiral. Considering you would lose your ship, would you rather stay captain or accept the promotion?
Admiral, they get to choose their own ship. Would you rather play in a band with Riker, sing with The Doctor, or dance with Beverly?
Ohhhh that is tricky... Well even though the dancing would be fun, I can't dance so I'll rule that out. Hmm.... I'd probably go with sing with the Doctor just because I prefer singing to playing an instrument. Would you rather attend Will and Deanna's wedding or Worf and Jadzia's?
Worf and Jadzia's wedding. Lwaxana Troi is less likely to be standing around. Would you rather be the horribly disfigured sole survivor of a crash landing on a planet populated by large-headed telepathic aliens, or rescue cadets exposed to delta radiation when a warped baffle plate ruptures?
Disfigured ("The Cage" and "Menagerie" right?), I'd think I'm beautiful plus I can go where ever my dreams could take me. It'll beat becoming an invalid. Would you rather be a or a ?
Difficult choice. I'm a huge fan of both Vulcans and Romulans. Vulcan looks amazing from what I've seen in ST09, but Romulus does too. But since logic is awesome, I'll just say Vulcan. Would you rather serve under Kirk or Picard?
Picard. He was more logical and reasonable; I think I'd have more respect for him. Would you rather go on a long car trip with Archer or Janeway?
Janeway. That way I wouldn't have to listen to Archer pontificate. If you had to one of Trek's Blue Man Group, would you rather be an Andorian, Benzite or Bolian?
Bolian. They seem like a generally nice and friendly group. Would you rather trust your deepest, darkest secrets with Data or Spock?
Data, he seems more trusting to me. If it's something too dark, Spock would tell. Green blooded hobgoblin. Would you rather let Worf fix the quantum incursions ("Parallels") and go back to your Borg overrun galaxy or do something else?
Do something else. Borg infested galaxies are bad. They even stole everyone's razors. Riker's beard might eat me before the Borg get me. Would you rather have a Shatner toupee or shave your head like Sisko?
Shave. As one of our friends put it, "Make it a choice and not an affliction." Would you rather have Kazon hair or a Cardassian neck?
The neck. Looks pretty awesome, really. The hair looks like a 'fro gone BAD. Would you rather wear the uniform of a Klingon...or a Cardassian?
A Klingon uniform. It looks more protecting than a Cardassian. Would you rather make out with a Lurian or a Gorn?