TOS five word thingy!!!

detect innuendo, since he makes

 

it a point to be

 

as obtuse as humanly possible.

 

A Kirk family trait since

 

Sir Francis Kirk was knighted

 

and exposed to be a

 

magnificently smarmy cad when it

 

came to ladies. Lady Windybutt

 

loved to nibble on his

 

lance, whilst shouting "Huzzah!" But

 

, deep inside, he longed to

 

boldy go where no man

 

had been since Tuesday: behind

 

the rump of Lady Windybutt,

 

for a bit of fancy play

 

and ye olde in-out, in-out.

 

"Captain, she's too loose!" Scotty

 

's ancestor warned Sir Kirk. Alas,

 

the Enterprise began to wallow,

 

, interrupting Kirl's salacious ancestral reverie.