TOS five word thingy!!!

Tholian Cornbread, which is made

 

---oddly enough---of Tellarite beans

 

which hide a terrible secret

 

so secret that even your

 

mother should know. She doesn't.

 

know though and you live

 

your life full of beans.

 

Another exoteric 'secret' is that

 

if you inhale your farts,

 

you'll discover that the odor

 

is redolent of Spock's homemade

 

muffins. "That smell...." said Kirk,

 

"That mystery perfume that wafts

 

"through the ship everytime Bones...."

 

breaks wind and tries to

 

blame it on the Klingon

 

Love Slave, that McCoy hides ...

 

behind his emotionally harmful behavior.

 

"She's my pygmy love slave,"

 

interrupted Chekov, tired of being