Seven Words in TNG

farted and lunged ferociously at the ears.

 

Picard and the others averted their eyes

 

as the scene became one of horror.

 

Bunny suit fur went flying as Worf

 

had "his way" with the bunny suit. Picard

 

grimaced like Grimace, his favorite McDonald's character.

 

Just then, a Warbird decloaked, and revved

 

up Picard's excitement. He ordered all weapons

 

changed back into Odo (a crossover episode)

 

, fired up The Sisko, and launched a

 

full scale attack on his nemesis, the

 

miniature cow which bounced off Geordie's face

 

. "Damned bloody cow!" grumbled Picard's O'Brien puppet.

 

Uhura caressed the magical bovine, cooing until

 

it blew milk out of it's glistening

 

nipples.

"Nipples?" Riker said, "I love nipples!"

 

"Would you like to see mine," said

 

Wesley.

"Ummm," Riker replied, "no. But maybe

 

120 year-old Uhura's, I love raisins."

 

"Listen to the Captain!" chortled puppet O'Brien,