TOS five word thingy!!!

longer than it took Kirk

 

to roll his eyes and

 

grab the tambourine, stuffing it

 

clean up Pavel's backside. Chekov

 

boasted that Russians invented sodomy

 

hundreds of years ago and

 

with bigger instruments than that.

 

Kirk them smacked him on

 

his balalaika and told him

 

to recite the lyrics of

 

"Take Me Home, Country Roads"

 

while standing on one foot.

 

"Almost heawen, Vest Wirginia," Chekov

 

sang as he swayed his

 

body arhythmically on its unstable

 

left foot. Kirk smiled at

 

Pavel's nonsensical accent and inability

 

to carry a tune. His

 

claim that Russians invented roads

 

didn't fly too well with