What is up with this magazine! (Joke Thread)

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by JoeRalat, Apr 20, 2009.

  1. JoeRalat

    JoeRalat Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Ok...Who photoshop this magazine. :p

    Not sure why, but I like it...not sure why..lol

    This is a "Joke Thread" so do not take it seriously! :guffaw:

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  2. Squiggy

    Squiggy FrozenToad Admiral

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    That's the finger he'll use as he rapes my childhood.
     
  3. Classic Fan

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    :guffaw:


    Excellent.
     
  4. JoeRalat

    JoeRalat Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    That and the other 4...right..lol
     
  5. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    I guess it was only a matter of time. :lol:
     
  6. JoeRalat

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    Come on..that magazine cover was just waiting for "Someone" to photoshop it. lol :lol:
     
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  8. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    Yeah, that's what I meant: it was an open invitation.
     
  9. SalvorHardin

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    Thanks geek magazine :bolian::p
     
  10. JoeRalat

    JoeRalat Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Yeah..I love my new Avatar too...Thank you to the man who photoshop this... :shifty: :devil: :shifty:
     
  11. Classic Fan

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    :guffaw::lol::guffaw:

    Excellent guys.
     
  12. yakueb

    yakueb Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    I don't mean to be a grammar nazi, but seriously, someone put that magazine headline in the past tense.
     
  13. CaptainHawk1

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    Past tense? How about just singular, present tense.

    How J.J. Abrams DUMB down Star Trek? :wtf:

    Also why does he have 6 fingers on his left hand?

    Having Princess Bride flashbacks, here.
     
  14. urbandk

    urbandk Commodore Commodore

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    No, no, strictly subjunctive mood there, implying doubt or uncertainty.
     
  15. CaptainHawk1

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    It needs an "S."
     
  16. urbandk

    urbandk Commodore Commodore

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    In the present tense subjunctive, the verb is left in its infinitive form. It is indistinguishable from the present indicative except in the third person singular. However, the phrase above wouldn't work as subjunctive because of "how." Otherwise it would be an effective expression in the subjunctive, commanding Abrams to dumb down Star Trek! :)
     
  17. CaptainHawk1

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    Sure, but I was commenting on it as written. :)
     
  18. urbandk

    urbandk Commodore Commodore

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    as written, it looks like something fit for icanhazcheeseburger.com
     
  19. THE CHEBB

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    LOL! :rommie:
     
  20. The Wormhole

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    OH! Pure awesome!:techman: