VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

eunuch attendant for lack of

 

enthusiasm. My last massage was

 

not well received among the

 

macrovirus crewthings. They compained that

 

they weren't downloaded enough to

 

satisfy their instinctual lusts for

 

bacon. "I love bacon." Said

 

Kim. "Who said that?" shouted

 

Janeway's doppelgänger, Miss Piggy, "I'll

 

have you know, Ensign, that

 

I do all the talking

 

, and my derrière meat is

 

the most delectable in two

 

ways: one, I can lift

 

my little Janeway Curly Tail ®

 

and two, I can crack

 

open the maple syrup and

 

smear it all over my

 

ample body--as captain, I

 

demand that you gaze at