TOS Caption Contest #72 - Right Here And Now Girls Talk

Many thanks.

 

Chekov: "I merely pointed out to Apollo that the bronze figure on the table has bigger genitals than you. Vhat's the harm?"





Uhura: "Lets watch that video of me singing to Charlie one more time!"

Chapel, thinking: "Where is that sedative ..."

 

Shatner #3: "You seen the 'Bilbo Baggins' video Leonard did? What a piece of shit!"

 

Uhura; Wait, you put the video of us two and that cup online?

 

Kirk: "Uh...what the hell was in that chicken sandwich and coffee?"

 

Kirk took way too much LDS.

 

Shatner: "They don't want us in the movie? Fine! Hit it, guys!"

 

"Sorry to have exhausted you so quickly, Keptin...normally when I perform oral on somevone dey last a bit longer dan dis. Must be my younger years and stamina."






"Doctor, come here and look! It's adorable! Uhura just bought 20,000 shares of stock on margin!"

 

Chekov: Now that Shatmandu is back, you really shouldn't go on a landing party without wearing a cup.

 

"De new trailer for the new movie vuz bitchin', sir!

Sadly, dey appear to have done avay with all de velour in Starfleet in dis one."

 

Worst...Gary Numan video...EVER.

 

Checkov : It's okay, I von't tell anyone you vare a dead tribble on your head.....



The gals look at the Star Trek IX board on the Trek BBS and don't know if they should laugh or cry from the many outbursts on there over the picture and video from the new film.

 

Other than the typo, that's gold right there.

 

Oops, was typeing too fast, I edited it to be more logical.

- W -
* Sorry about that *

 

CHEKOV- No Captain, the laughter has not stopped yet. But we did get the door to your sonic shower fixed.



CHAPEL- Shrinkage he said.

UHURA- Right!

 

Koenig: "The gentleman who plays Chekov?" How drunk are you?

Shatner: I can't apologize and vomit at the same time, and I've already said I'm sorry, so if you'll excuse me, I'll be hanging just over the edge of the table.

 

Chekov: Do you not know the old Russian saying, Keptin? "Gay Toupee is Okay".

Kirk: Shut up, Jackoff.

Chekov: Dat's "Chekov", Keptin.

Kirk: Whatever.

 

CHAPEL: Ha-ha! She said "bloo-ee". What an idiot!