Seven Words in TNG

she hauled off and bitch-smacked Picard

 

who responded by kicking her shins hard.

 

"Can't we all just get along?" asked

 

Wesley, who was promptly drawn and quartered.

 

They had cellular peptide cake to celebrate.

 

Of course, it was all a dream.

 

When the writers were short on ideas,

 

they introduced a Cardassian on a unicycle,

 

who had four lights attached to his

 

runway, which led out the escape hatch.

 

"Is that medically advisable, Doctor?" asked Picard

 

"Under the circumstances..."

"What circumstances?"

"Let me

 

explain. As CMO, my word is law!"

 

She then snapped on some gloves and

 

whispered, "Bend over, big boy!" in a

 

voice far too husky to be sexy

 

as she amazingly pushed her entire fist

 

through a brick wall, much to the

 

surprise of everyone, because brick walls on

 

starships are like screen doors on submarines.